We’ve all been told about the evils of bacon so when I’m hungover I remember this mantra…..

Bacon is Evil

Evil is sin

Sin is forgiven

So get stuck in!!!!

This ones for my Mum!!!

She may sometimes be late

She may often be forgetful

Sometimes she’s a drama queen

But she is NEVER without wine!!

Lastly this ones for all of us who are suffering today!!!

We may have partied like its 1999

We may have danced like 20 year olds

But today (and tomorrow) we will suffer like 80 year olds